Space is full of disappointments.

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 05/06/2019 at 17:47 • Filed to: None

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SpaceX: Hey guys, we’re here!
ISS: Great! You brought the TP and Oreos right?
SpaceX: Uh...
ISS: ...
SpaceX: Um, nobody said anyth-
ISS: Nobody told you we need TP up here?

SpaceX: Honestly? Er, no?

ISS: ...

SpaceX: ( sigh ) Okay. We’ll be back Friday. ( closes hatch )

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/06/2019 at 18:08

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oh cmon..... you dont need tp in space

just stick your ass out of the window and flick the frozen bits of f with the toilet brush

Spanfeller is a twat > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/06/2019 at 18:12

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I doubt they use TP... gotta take the moisture out of everything up there! 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/06/2019 at 18:24

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*looks up how to poop in zero G.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/06/2019 at 18:32

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How does one use conventional TP when even the “T” isn’t conventional?

Also, shouldn’t poop burn up in the atmosphere?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 05/06/2019 at 18:36

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same way you use tp all the time.... wether it still works properly is a different question

and im sure poop should burn up in the atmosphere but im also pretty sure you will want to have it off your arse by the time it does

thats what the brush is for... get it whilst it frozen before ya burn ya bum

Aremmes > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/06/2019 at 19:44

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You don’t need TP if you stick to MREs, though. And thanks to zero G, Prep H isn’t needed either.



SiennaMan > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/06/2019 at 19:53

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I think it involves vacuum hoses..

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 05/06/2019 at 21:43

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Only burns up if it reenters, right? Otherwise it’s a turd satellite.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > SiennaMan 05/06/2019 at 21:44

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And a (probably) $2 million dollar toilet.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Aremmes 05/06/2019 at 21:45

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Oof. That reminded me of annual training with the Guard many years ago, when Specialist Turbineguy didn’t listen to the 1SG and drink enough water. Bound up for a week I was..

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/06/2019 at 22:15

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Don’t be so sure.  It could become a meteor if the astronaut was constipated.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 05/07/2019 at 00:21

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I read that as "anal training". Still applies, I guess?